I had a partnership
I wanted out of badly enough to walk away empty-handed. But the
Jewish Fairy Godmother helped me to negotiate terms that got me
what I wanted. She kept me hanging tough when I might otherwise
have folded. I got many thousands more than I ever imagined I would.
It's like holding the ace of trumps. She's worth every cent and
more
Eileen Traylor, Internet Marketing Executive
When I look in the
mirror I see fat. It doesn't matter what other people see. I know I
need to stop eating so much sugar, so many chips, just stop eating so
much period! And exercise, let's not even go there. But with my Jewish
Fairy Godmother I get a swift kick when and where I need it. It's some
combination of guilt, pride, inspiration, and coaching, even a subliminal
turn on about how good I'll look if only. My Jewish Fairy Godmother
helps me do what I really want to do, but am too lazy to accomplish
on my own. Everybody really does need one.
Mara Wile, Accountant, Wife and Mom
I've worked with the Jewish
Fairy Godmother for 18 years. She's my gatekeeper, majordomo, babysitter,
bodyguard, handler, Jiminy Cricket. Whatever I need, she accomplishes,
with alacrity and pizzazz. Whether it's tracking obscure information,
connecting me with folks I need to find in a hurry, or creative marketing, she can do it. She even got the chef
at my favorite restaurant to have the world's finest chicken dish available
(to me) every day, when it used to be just a weekly special. That may
not sound important to you, but if you ever taste fessenjoon, you'll know
what I mean. Your Jewish Fairy Godmother works for me!
Ed Whitelaw, Professor and CEO
She's amazing. I've
sat next to her in a room and listened as she spun a story to return
the unreturnable, to get a credit on something that hadn't lived up
to its promises, to talk her (or my) way into or out of something. She's
saved me hundreds of dollars. Your Jewish Fairy Godmother knows how
to connect with whomever is on the other end of the phone. It's like
watching some psychic tentacle that gets its way long distance. I'm
just some nice WASP from Ashland, Oregon. I know I couldn't do for myself
what she's done for me, and for other people I know. And the best of
it is that she's really authentic, really sincere. She wants to win.
And she does.
Michelle Gall, CPA
My paternal godmother
was invariably leading me into misfortune and pain. When I switched
to Your Jewish Fairy Godmother, my life immediately turned into an endless
string of magnificent successes. Thanks, Jewish Fairy Godmother!
Confidential (because I don't want to hurt my aunt's
feelings)
Last month I almost
wasted $5,000. My father lives 2,500 miles away. I needed to figure
out about nursing homes and long-distance caretaking. But instead of
losing a week of work and spending thousands in travel costs, I listened
to my Jewish Fairy Godmother. In a couple of hours she found out who
to talk to, arranged to get all the necessary information delivered
to my door, and developed criteria to assess it and make decisions.
She even designed contingency plans if my Dad has a crisis. She's the
greatest!
Johanna Mitchell, Astrologer
Twenty years ago I
walked into, and almost out of, the best job I have ever had. The Jewish
Fairy Godmother stopped me from quitting. She walked me, point by point,
goal by goal, through exactly what I wanted from a work environment
and a career. And then she helped me figure out how to make that happen.
We examined every facet that didn't fit my dream, and then figured out
how to reframe it. I listened to her, and I've never regretted it.
Myrna Hant, College Administrator
I had a colleague
who has really bad body odor. I mean the kind you don't want to sit
in a meeting with, let alone go on a business call together. It was
a very awkward situation because she controlled the budget for my department.
But I got the Jewish Fairy Godmother to deliver the news and now we
all breathe easier.
N. T., University employee
This seemingly normal
person meets me at Starbucks to discuss an art project, which turns
out to be the graphics for this site. Within an hour she is talking
up a storm, spinning out a book proposal from some watercolors I've
been working on over the past few years. A few hours of Fairy Godmother
time later I have a book proposal, am closer to getting an agent, and
have a draft marketing strategy ready to go. It's like watching this
amazing mental comet flash by and getting to catch a piece of the tail.
James Cloutier, Artist
I was stuck in a dead
end job. The Jewish Fairy Godmother helped me see I could do better.
She interviewed my friends, my family, my landlord, even some old teachers,
and then wrote me the most amazing testimonial. I used her as a reference
on my resume. I spent part of the interview talking about how cool an
idea it was. I not only got this great new job, but started one notch
higher on the pay scale than I'd even applied for! She works for me.
Dave del Rio, Salesperson
I've used my Jewish
Fairy Godmother as a sounding board for love and romance for a long
time. She was there when I fell in love with someone in my office, when
I had the affair with a married woman, and when a lesbian who wanted
a baby asked me to be the donor. She really knows how to listen. She
asks hard questions that get me to useful answers. She sees things about
me and my relationships that I am sometimes too close to grok on my
own. I feel better whenever I talk to her.
David Helton, Economist and Urban Planner
